What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 20:24
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”